Dogecoin Starlinks, JPMetaverse, Canadian Bitcoin Ad, 10,000 NFT Kisses and 20 Crypto Jokes
Bitcoin was on the rise this week as traders kept an eye on Ukraine and the Fed,
Twitter added tipping in ETH, DBS confirmed plans to launch a retail-focused crypto trading desk in 2022, Tezos integrated the Baanx app to help users manage their digital assets, and
Russian central bank and government failed to agree on crypto regulation yet again, but saw new limits proposed, while the Central Bank still opposes crypto regulation plans. As the FSB increasingly rings the alarm about crypto, Canada joined Lebanon and Turkey in the ‘Bitcoin’s marketing team’, and Canadian police service asked banks and exchanges to block crypto accounts connected to the trucker protests. The critics hit back at Colombia’s retrospective crypto tax plans, a French presidential candidate pushed for a tax reform on crypto and NFTs, South Korean crypto observers are predicting a ‘tectonic change’ as Gopax struck a deal with Jeonbuk Bank, US senators failed once more to find stable ground on stablecoins, and El Salvador’s President responded with “OK boomers” to a group of US senators moving to block his BTC adoption plans.
Now, laugh!
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Morning, CT! What words of wisdom have ye for us this week?
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Markets, you good? How’s that old heart holding up?
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What are you doing going to sleep, you amateur?
Source: bitcoin.baddie / Instagram
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Let’s check on Canada now. Canada, how’s everything?
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A few simple steps to becoming obscenely rich.
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‘Begone, temptation!’
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When you add the fees, you just might need to sell a kidney or two.
Source: althea_golden / Instagram
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Would you be interested if I said that fast food is involved, Paulie? Ah, now that I have your attention…
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OK, IMFoomer.
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So close to getting it right.
Source: getsimpl / Instagram
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Question: does the inevitable society collapse include zombies? Actual ones, not NFTs?
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‘Yes… It was all a part of the marketing plan… Only a few will understand.’
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‘What is this creature?’
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Combining nature and mining.
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So everywhere, much covert.
Source: pythadoge / Twitter
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A scientific analysis. This latest method is improved by the addition of crocs.
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9 years?! Pfft, crypto can do it better and faster.
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Here is a documentary that summarizes the estimated impact of inflation on BTC hodlers.
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A song for you about Sues, mamas, and crypto millionaires.
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And here’s a game for your relaxing crypto weekend. Have fun!
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Ok, here’s a bonus for all the hodlers. (Others can watch too.)